The story of Ray Narvaez Jr’s ex-girlfriends: Number 2 - Hazel
“I Mean She Looked Like More Hot Than Usually. And Yes U Are God Damn Ryte The BrownMan Got A Boner ;-). Oh Man, Just Seeing Her Today Made My Day SUPERFLUOUS!!!!”
So Halo for the Xbox One. Excuse me while I throw up in anticipation.
Oh and this part right here, gonna go wipe my tears away.
Aside from that, I think they somehow managed to make the Chief look even more badass.

I love you Chief…
Jesus is a motherfucking party animal.
It says it right in the bible on the partying chapter. ‘Yo bro we’re outta booze’ ‘no problem child’ and he turns all the water to wine
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DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
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| Me with no money: | I want everything |
| Me with money: | what the fuck do I buy |